Little girl on the phone

The phone is ringing .

The little girl lifting the handset :

- Hello?

- Hi, honey; It s me, Daddy. Mommy is somehow near the phone ?
- No, Daddy , Mommy 's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After brief pause , Daddy says :

- But , my dear , you have no uncle Paul !

- Oh, yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, even in this time. Another short break .

- Uh, well then, I want you to do something for me : let receiver on the table , run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and Mommy shout " Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway ! "

- Okay, Daddy, just a minute . A few minutes later , the girl comes back to the phone.

- I did what you said, Daddy.

- And what happened , honey ?

- Well, Mommy got all scared , jumped out of bed with no clothes on it started and ran around screaming , then tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now lying motionless !

- Oh, God ! What can you tell me about your Uncle Paul?

- And he jumped out of bed with no clothes on him and he got all scared and jumped out the back window directly into the pool . But I did not know that last week have brought water to clean it . We hit the bottom pool and I think he s died. A long pause . A break and longer . A

very long pause , then Dad says:

- Swimming pool mean? I did not have the pool ..... aaaaa .....it s number 486-5731 ?

- Noooo ! , Said the girl ; I think you have the wrong number ...

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